Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Jesus and Malayalee Youth


Jesus and Malayalee Youth

One Malayalee youth ended up in a severe accident and was brought to the hospital. He was placed under ventilator and was very close to death. Jesus appeared to him and said, “You are going to die soon”. Youth replied” Lord Jesus, after several years of hunting I finally found a girl friend and we are planning to get married next month, so do not break her heart. Also I am the only son to my parents and do not break their hearts as well”. He begged to Jesus for mercy. Jesus said "I listened your request; I am going to extend your life to sixteen years, eight months, four days, two hours, one minute and one second” and Jesus disappeared. Youth's organs started to respond with the chemicals, he came back to life as a miracle.

Just After a year, youth went to his buddy's wedding and ended up again in another accident on his way back to  home. He was again placed under ventilator and Jesus appeared to him. Jesus said "You are going to die soon'. Youth replied "Lord Jesus, you extended my life and I thought you will keep your words. Jesus replied " You do not know the value of human life. Since I extended your life, you started to consume more alcohol than past and started another new habit of smoking; also you forgot to wear seat belt while driving and attempted to turn right on a red light which caused the accident but I saved your wife from death. I will keep my promise; I am going to extend the life of your son. You probably may not know your wife is pregnant with a boy”. Youth replied "what will happen if my son screw up his life”. Jesus Said "I will extend the life of someone else in your family” and Jesus disappeared. Later Malayalee youth died.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Facebook story


Let me narrate a story which happened back in Kerala, one grandma went for a Christian retreat, during the retreat the priest advised everyone to sign up in facebook so they will receive daily news feeds. Grandma came back home and asked her husband for facebook. Grandpa replied “I do not know what is facebook, I will pay whatever it is”. Grandma called her daughter; she misunderstood the term facebook with something else. The daughter came with her 10 year old son and the son said “I know what facebook is, let us go buy now”. They went to a local computer store; bought a used computer and ordered broadband connection. 

Next day, grandma signed up in facebook and whole neighborhood received her friend request. Grandma made 150 friends in a day and has friends in almost all continents. Once Grandma became addicted to facebook, she stopped making morning tea for her husband and skipped daily church masses. The poor husband has to go to local tea shop for tea in the morning and started to go local toddy bar at the evening where he reconnected with all his childhood friends. Grandpa said “I would have better life if someone invented facebook 50 years ago but it is not too late”. Lately I heard grandma started to do exercises with a motivation to update her profile picture.